“APBA Dice”

with apologies to Lady Gaga. 

(Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna hold my APBA cards like they do in Lancaster  please
Pick up the dice, hit sixty-six, dude stay with me (I love it)
Luck and intuition, make sure Pujols is in there to  start
And after him, someone good to protect him, he’ll play his part

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
The dice are hot, show them what I’ve got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
The dice are hot, show them what I’ve got

Can’t read my,
Can’t read my
No he can’t read my APBA dice
(of course it’s a sixty-six)
Can’t read my
Can’t read my
No they can’t read my APBA dice
(of course it’s a sixty-six)

AP-AP-AP-APBA dice, AP-AP-APBA dice
(Mum mum mum mah)
AP-AP-AP-APBA dice, AP-AP-APBA dice
(Mum mum mum mah)

I wanna roll with them a sixty-six, boxcars it will be
A little APBA is fun when you’re with me
APBA baseball is not the same without a good arm
And baby it wouldn’t hurt to roll an 11-1
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I’ll get the dice hot, show them what I’ve got
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got

AP-AP-AP-APBA dice, AP-AP-APBA dice
(Mum mum mum mah)
AP-AP-AP-APBA dice, AP-AP-APBA dice
(Mum mum mum mah)

I won’t tell you that I’ve won or lost
Mock or taunt you Cause I’m not bluffin’ with my red and whites
I’m not lying I’m just rollin’ by bones
Just like a dude across the table asking you to
Take your crying towel out before I before it’s done
I promise this, promise this
Check this roll out cause I rolled another sixty-six

AP-AP-AP-APBA dice, AP-AP-APBA dice
(Mum mum mum mah)
AP-AP-AP-APBA dice, AP-AP-APBA dice
(Mum mum mum mah)

I was inspired this morning. I guess.  LOL

[Reference for those who have no idea what this is parodying.  It’s what the kids are all into these days]